The Gord’s Prayer

Gord's Prayer

The Gord is my shepherd, I shall not work.
He leadeth me beside still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the conservative party.
He guideth me to the path of unemployment.
Yea, though I wait for my dole, I own the bank that refuseth me.
The Gord has anointed my income with taxes, my expenses runneth over my income.

Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of his term.
From henceforth, we will live all the days of our lives in a rented home with an overseas landlord.
For thine is the defecit, the debt and the recession
Forever and ever,
Amen

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